Bathe That Keyboard
Yet another Dell customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and water and soaking the keyboard … Continue reading →
View ArticleCan’t Load the Four Disks
Then, there is the tale of the user who called up complaining that the instructions said to load the four diskettes into “Drive A” but he couldn’t possibly get more … Continue reading →
View ArticleLabeling Disks
Another Compaq technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldn’t read word processing files from his old diskettes. After trouble-shooting for magnets and heat failed to …...
View ArticleMy Cup Holder is Broken
True story from a Novell NetWire SysOp: Caller: “Hello, is this Tech Support?” Tech: “Yes, it is. How may I help you?” Caller: “The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period. How...
View ArticleHumor: Techie Jokes – Send That Fax!
Another Dell customer called to say he couldn’t get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece … Continue reading →...
View ArticleHumor: Techie Jokes – Close The Door
A Dell technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer asked the tech to hold on, and was then … Continue reading → Readers who viewed this...
View ArticleHumor: Techie Jokes – What Power Switch?
Another customer called Compaq tech support to say her brand-new computer wouldn’t work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged it in, and sat there for 20 minutes waiting for … Continue reading →...
View ArticleHumor: Blonde Joke – Blonde In The Computer Store
A blonde goes into a computer store and asks the clerk “Where do you keep the curtains for computers?” The clerk answers with a puzzled face “Curtains for computers? You don’t need curtains for...
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